You've Got The Wrong Guy

People sometimes happen upon our little blog conversation via google search terms. Sometimes these are predictable, and sometimes they're not. There are some weird people in the world looking for some weird things - and that's all I'm gonna say about that. But somewhere in between mothers-in-law, traveling with a baby to a developing nation, and building up a tolerance for spices (Shh! Don't tell them I'm a wimp) and the weird stuff I don't even want to acknowledge - is some pretty funny stuff.

Here are some of the recent keyword searches that have brought people to my little corner of the Internet: (This is not my idea, I read a post like this a long time ago on The Pioneer Woman.)

Let me know about latest pakistani shalwar kameez designs  

You are asking the WRONG person. First, I'm very forgetful so it's unlikely I'll remember to keep you updated. Second, the only "latest pakistani shalwar kameez designs" I am aware of are when my over-middle-aged middle-class mother-in-law brings me back from Pakistan. Lovely woman, but she's not exactly cutting edge, is all I'm saying...

Salwar kameez ugly outfit

Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. Who wants to see pictures of ugly outfits, anyway? Desi What Not To Wear, coming to a TV near you!

Kids of desi girl and gora guy

I know, I know - I too just wanted to be able to think about what our babies might look like. If you want to see my son (just a peek of the side of his face) there's a picture at the end of this post.

3 things muslim man do when wife disagree

At my house, the muslim man first tries to talk to the muslim woman. Then they discuss whatever they need to, and a mutual decision is made. You're right - it's as easy as 1, 2, 3! Hope that helps!

Pakistani parents wont let me marry my american girlfriend

Uh oh. Wrong place to be then. That's all we talk about around here! 

Warm milk for babies or cold

NOOOOO!!!!!

To know if aunty is is intersted in me

This one was from India, just so that we have a better picture of what he meant by "aunty." All I can say is I hope you're an Uncle!

Name guess - 9 letters arabic starts with t

What? How lonely does someone have to be to try and play word games with their internet browser? I have no idea.

Marrying a gori vs desi girls

I don't think I'm impartial in this debate, perhaps you should look elsewhere? I wonder what kind of information they were looking - which side of the question did they hope to bolster? Hopefully it wasn't someone looking for Google to make an impartial decision for them.  

Will babies sleep better if you warm their milk

Don't do it!!!  

What do pakistani do on thursdays nights  

Hmm. Clearly I don't know everything about Pakistani culture, because I didn't know there was something that all Pakistanis do on Thursday nights. Hopefully some of the better informed contributers here will be able to enlighten us all in the comments. What DO Pakistanis do on Thursday nights?

What about you guys - how did you find this site?